🔥 About the Song
Welcome to Stoner Card — a foot-stomping, laugh-inducing, country hip-hop jam from The Christian Cowboy Life. This playful parody is all about the quirks of weed culture: forgetting your keys, laughing at commercials, and munching like there’s no tomorrow. Whether you’re kicking back with friends or just looking for a laugh, it’s a reminder that music can find humor in everyday life.
🕊️ “A joyful heart is good medicine.” – Proverbs 17:22
💬 Behind the Song
This one was written as a joke, inspired by the medical marijuana cards so many people flash around. It became a full-blown comedy anthem about stoner life, packed with banjo, fiddle, and hip-hop beats. It’s got grit, humor, and a wink at the wild side of cowboy creativity.
❤️ Scripture Spotlight
“Be merry, and let your heart cheer you.” – Ecclesiastes 11:9
Let this truth ride with you: joy, laughter, and music can lighten the heaviest of loads — and sometimes a good laugh is the best medicine of all.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
Wake and bake, it's time to start my day
Smoke a joint, let all my worries fade away
I'm feeling so high, like I'm on cloud nine
But I can't remember where I put my keys this time
Verse 2:
I'm so forgetful, I can't remember a thing
Did I already smoke this blunt, or is it just a dream?
I'm laughing at jokes that aren't even that funny
My friends are all around me, but I'm feeling so lonely
Chorus:
I smoke weed every moment of the day
I'm feeling so lit, I can't stay away
My mind's in a haze, but I don't scare
I'm just a stoner living life without a care
Verse 3:
I roll up another joint, just to ease my mind
But now I can't remember what year it is, am I behind?
I'm munching on snacks like there's no tomorrow
My stomach's growling, but hey, no need for sorrow
Verse 4:
I'm watching TV, but the remote's in my hand
I can't figure out how to change the channel, man
I'm laughing at the commercials, they're hilarious to me
Weed's got me acting so silly, can't you see?
Chorus:
I smoke weed every moment of the day
I'm feeling so lit, I can't stay away
My mind's in a haze, but I don't scare
I'm just a stoner living life without a care
Bridge:
I'm lost in a cloud of smoke and confusion
But I'm happy and carefree, no need for a solution
I'll keep on blazing, till the day I die
Living life in a weed-induced high
Chorus:
I smoke weed every moment of the day
I'm feeling so lit, I can't stay away
My mind's in a haze, but I don't scare
I'm just a stoner living life without a care
Outro:
So here's to all the pot heads, living on cloud nine
Just remember to enjoy the high, but also stay in line
Weed might make you forgetful, but it brings joy too
Just puff, puff, pass, and enjoy the green view!