🔥 About the Song
Welcome to PRO SLACKER — a genre-blending hip-hop country rock pop tune from The Christian Cowboy Life. This song is all about laughing at life’s laziest moments and finding joy in not taking things too seriously. Whether you’re chilling on the couch or nodding off in a hammock, it’s a reminder that sometimes rest is its own kind of blessing.
🕊️ “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.” – Matthew 11:28
💬 Behind the Song
Inspired by the universal struggle of procrastination and the guilty pleasure of naps, “Pro Slacker” was written as a fun escape from the hustle. It’s got a wink of humor, a groove to tap your foot to, and just enough sass to make you laugh. It’s got a little grit, a whole lotta grace, and the kind of down-home joy only God can stir up in a cowboy’s heart.
❤️ Scripture Spotlight
“Be still, and know that I am God.” – Psalm 46:10
Let this truth ride with you: even in lazy moments, God’s presence is near, reminding us that peace and laughter are holy gifts too.
Lyrics
[Verse]
I sleep till noon just chillin'
Down in the basement livin'
My mom brings food no kidding
Don't need no job just grinning
[Verse 2]
I play my phone all day now
Can't even lift a single brow
The couch my throne my playground
Lazy king wearing sleep's crown
[Chorus]
Yeah I'm a pro slacker
Life couldn't be laxer
Bumming in the basement
My mom's my only placement
[Verse 3]
My buddies call me crazy
For being so damn lazy
But I've got it made baby
No stress just dreams so hazy
[Verse 4]
While others work I'm napping
My life's just one big mapping
Of where to rest no crapping
I'm the king of slacking
[Bridge]
No deadlines no meetings
Just good vibes no beatings
Nap time is so fleeting
Dreams so sweet repeating