🔥 About the Song
Welcome to Nose Pickin’ Paradise — a toe-tapping, laughter-filled country melody from The Christian Cowboy Life. This song is all about humor, joy, and the silly moments that make life memorable. Whether you’re relaxing on the porch or heading out for a road trip, it’s a reminder to embrace life’s little absurdities with a smile.
🕊️ “A cheerful heart maketh a glad countenance” – Proverbs 15:13
💬 Behind the Song
Inspired by small-town antics and the hilarity of everyday life, this song brings a playful twist to country storytelling. It’s got a little grit, a whole lotta grace, and the kind of down-home joy only God can stir up in a cowboy’s heart.
❤️ Scripture Spotlight
“Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye lands” – Psalm 100:1
Let this truth ride with you: laughter, joy, and music are gifts from the Lord that lift us higher than any horse ever could.
Lyrics
[Verse]
Well, I saw old Billy at the general store,
Finger up his nostril diggin' deep for more,
He pulled out a winner, green and slimy treat,
Popped it in his mouth like a sugary sweet.
[Verse 2]
Sally Sue caught wind, she started to laugh,
With snot on his shirt, Billy took a bow and a half,
Neighbors gathered 'round, it was quite the sight,
Booger eatin' Billy givin' everyone a fright.
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Nose Pickin' Paradise,
Where we dig for gold and never think twice,
If you catch me munchin', don’t give me the stare,
'Cause everyone’s a miner when you got it all right there.
[Verse 3]
Down by the river, we got a spit-n-shine show,
Booger-eatin' contests, it's a hootin' rodeo,
Oscar won first prize with a boogie buffet,
Left the town gaggin', laughin' all day.
[Verse 4]
Little Jimmy's got a technique that’s clean,
Gets 'em out so neat, he’s a pickin’ machine,
He’s the booger champ, ain’t no dispute,
Puts 'em on a cracker like a fancy hors d'oeuvre.
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Nose Pickin' Paradise,
Where we dig for gold and never think twice,
If you catch me munchin’, don’t give me the stare,
'Cause everyone’s a miner when you got it all right there.