A laugh-out-loud country swing anthem about Florida’s most notorious bloodsuckers!
🔥 About the Song
Welcome to Florida Vampires — a groovy, funky, toe-tapping country jam from The Christian Cowboy Life. This song is all about finding the humor in life’s little irritations. Whether you’re swattin’ skeeters at a BBQ or sippin’ sweet tea under the stars, it’s a reminder to laugh often, live boldly, and trust that joy wins every time.
🕊️ “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” – Proverbs 17:22
💬 Behind the Song
This one started as a joke after getting eaten alive during a Florida summer night. A little scratchin’, a little strummin’, and boom—Florida Vampires was born. It’s got a little grit, a whole lotta groove, and the kind of down-home humor only God can stir up in a cowboy’s heart.
❤️ Scripture Spotlight
“He will yet fill thy mouth with laughing, and thy lips with rejoicing.” – Job 8:21
Let this truth ride with you: laughter, joy, and good music are holy gifts — blessings that help us dance through even the buggiest days.
Lyrics
Intro:
In the land of sunshine and palm trees
There's a critter that'll make you freeze
They buzz around in the dead of night
Ready to take a little bite
Chorus
Mosquitoes in Florida, a freaking pain
Blood sucking like crazy, driving me insane
Citronellas and sprays, they don’t work
Another episode of this and I’m gonna go berserk
Verse 2
I stepped outside for just a minute
And now my skin, they're starting to hit it
Carrying away my blood by the load
They will keep sucking until they explode
Bridge 1
They’re everywhere that you may go
Piss you off with their little show
But don't let them ruin your fun
It’s your blood, you’ll lose a ton
Chorus
Mosquitoes in Florida, are a freaking pain
Blood sucking like crazy, driving me insane
Citronellas and sprays, they don’t work
Another episode of this and I’m gonna go berserk
Verse 3
Tiny vampires in the day and night
Sneaky and quick, ready to get their bite
You'll end up covered in itchy mounds
These Florida mosquitoes, all over the ground
Bridge 2
They'll swarm around you like a nasty cloud
You better watch out, they're getting loud
Verse 4
You can try to swat them far away
But they'll come back for their buffet
They'll leave you scratching everywhere
Those blood suckers, can’t get their share
Chorus
Mosquitoes in Florida, are a freaking pain
Blood sucking like crazy, driving me insane
Citronellas and sprays, they don’t work
Another episode of this and I’m gonna go berserk
Bridge 3
I’ve called the city to sprayed the land
But they don’t show, it’s in your hands
Verse 5
Leave you itching, scratching, and in pain
These Florida mosquitoes, they're just insane
Chorus
Mosquitoes in Florida, are a freaking pain
Blood sucking like crazy, driving me insane
Citronellas and sprays, they don’t work
Another episode of this and I’m gonna go berserk
Outro
So if you're heading down to the Sunshine State
Just remember to pack some spray
The blood suckers will be waiting for you
But don't worry, you should make it through!